Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
I drank a fishbowl of liquor and next thing I know I'm sliding into Zach Galifinakis' DMs
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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