I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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