Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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