Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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