I got chris browned last night
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
ok first of all what the fuck
Randomize
