i just wanna soil my oats bro
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
Randomize
