my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
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