did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
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