ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
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