were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
Randomize
