So drunk, too bad you don't want this
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
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