talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
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