Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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