I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
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