Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
meet me or not, i'm out of control
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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