ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
You admitted to me in secrecy that you want to jerk off a unicorn.
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
I don't want my vagina anymore.
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