There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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