at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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