How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
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