I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
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