But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
Let's paint friendship bongs
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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