so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
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