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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up

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(425): View more from Washington

all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.

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(618): View more from Illinois

She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.

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(518): View more from New York

plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.

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(303): View more from Colorado

there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again

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(818): View more from California

The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.

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(409): View more from Texas

I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.

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(970): View more from Colorado

I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.

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