White coat. Heels.
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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