My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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