The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
That accounts for only three of the penises
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
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