Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
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