dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
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