Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
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