And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
Randomize
