That's intense
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
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