so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Quick, to the slutcave!
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
Randomize