New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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