Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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