Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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