jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
so that wasnt chicken after all
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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