haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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