oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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