Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
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