Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
Will exercising make me less horny?
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