Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
He told me they were just razor bumps!
I told the cop it was my birthday and he said "happy fuckin birthday", handcuffed me and threw me in the back of the cop car.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
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