I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I wish i was in the wii world.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
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