they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
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