No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
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