stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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