What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
her vagine was all disorganized.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
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