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You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
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