question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
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