so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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