FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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